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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
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Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de
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Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)
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During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..
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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…
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A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?

Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE…

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SHIKWA:
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Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,

Wahin se aye they “AADAM” wo mere baap ka ghar hai!
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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:
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In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya…

Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya…!
(Allama Iqbal)
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SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”
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Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, ” Dosto”

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!:-
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A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female…
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Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;;

Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay…

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Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.

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Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
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Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera
Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko
Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me
Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna
Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Jesa Hr Ik Haseeā€™n Chehra
Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen
Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

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*Best Of Wasi Shah*

Juda hony k mosam me juda hona Zarori tha
Najany q kisi ka bewfa hona Zaruri tha

Mere dil ne jo is ko poojany ki intha kr di
To phir us bewafa ka bhi Khuda hna Zaruri tha

Kisi se koi b shikwa na koi b shakyat hy
Jo mery sath chaht mai huwa, Hona Zaruri tha

bht nazdek thay dil is liye ab dooriyn b hain
Dilon k dermiyan kuch fasla hna Zarori tha

Usy b Dard deny ka bohat he Shoq tha “Wasi”
Hmy b Dard-o Gham Se Aashna hona Zarori tha.
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SAZA Pe CHOR Diya
JAZA Pe CHOR Diya

Har 1 KAAM Ko HUM Ne
KHUDA Pe CHOR Diya

Wo HUM Ko YAAD Rakhte
Ya Phir BHULA Dete

US Ka KAAM Tha
USKi RAZA Pe CHOR Diya

Ab HAWA Ki Marzi BUJHA De
Ya Phir JALAI Rakhe

CHARAGH HUM Ne JALA K
HAWA Pe CHOR Diya

Ab US Se BAAT Bhi
Karte To Kis Tarha Karte

Ye MASLA ANAA Ka Tha
ANAA Pe CHOR Diya

Is Liye To WO KEHTE Hen
BEWAFA HUMKo

K HUM Ne Sara ZAMANA
WAFA Pe CHOR Diya.
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Tum Agar Yaad Rakho Gey to Inayat Hogi,

Warna ham ko Kahan Tum se Shikayat Hogi,

Ye to Bewafa logon ki Dunya hai,

Tum agar Bhool b Jao to Riwayat Hogi.

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Us k Chehry Per is Qadar Noor Tha

K Us ki Yaad Mein Rona bhi Manzoor Tha

Bewafa B Nahi keh Sakty us ko Faraz

Pyar to ham ne Kia Hai Woh to Bekasoor Tha.
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Woh Sada Sath Nibhane Ka Jo Wada Karte,
Un se Kyun Tark-e-Taalluq Ka Irada Karte.

Kash Ulfat Me Woh Yeh Azm-e-Ifaada Karte,
Apni Baanhon Ko Mere Naam Kushaada Karte.

Jante Gar K Achanak Woh Bichar Jayega,
Pyar Itna Bhi Na Hum Us Se Ziada Karte.

Us Se Iqrar Ki Jab Koi Tamanna Hi Na Thi,
Kis Liye Sirf Tamnna Ka Eaadaa Karte.
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Ghair Se Tera Aashnaa Hona,
Goya Acha Hua Bura Hona.

Kitni Jaankah Hai Zameer Ki Maut,
Kitna Aasaan Hai Bewafa Hona.

Nasha-e-Lazzat Gunaah K Baad,
Sakht Mushkil Hai Parsaa Hona.

Aadmi Ko Khuda Na Dikhlaaye,
Aadmi Ka Kabhi Khuda Hona.

Dil Ki Baton Pe Kon Jaye Faraz,
Aise Dushman Ka Dost Kya Hona.
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Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha,

Pyaar Ko Humne Bandagi Samjha,

Tum Chaahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho,

Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samjha.
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Kiya Hai Pyaar Humne Jisey Zindagi Ki Tarha,
Woh Aashna Bhi Mila Hum Se Ajnabi Ki Tarha,

Kise Khabar Thi Barhey Gi Kuch Or Tareeki,
Chhupey Ga Woh Kisi Badli Mai Chaand Ki Tarha,

Barha K Pyaas Meri Usne Haath Chhor Diya,
Woh Kar Raha Tha Murrawwat Bhi Dillagi Ki Tarha,

Kabhi Na Socha Tha Humne Qateel Usk Liye,
Kare Ga Woh Bhi Sitam Hum Pe Har Kisi Ki Tarha.
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Mat Zikar Kijye Meri Adaa K Baaray Mai,
Main Buhat Kuch Janta Hoon Wafa K Baaray Mai,

Suna Hai Woh Bhi Mohabbat Ka Shoq Rakhte Hain,
Jo Jante Hi Nahi Wafa K Baaray Mai.
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Hamain Na Muhabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila
Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila
Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi.
Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila.
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Tere Chokhat Say Sar Uthaon Tu Bewafa Kehna

Tere Siwa Kisi Or Ko Chahon Tu Bewafa Kehna

Meri Wafaon Pe Shak Hai To Khanjar Utha Lena

Shoq Say Mar Na Jaon Tu Bewafa Kehna!!

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Bewafa To Woh Khud Thi,

Par Ilzaam Kisi Aur ko Deti Hai.

Pehle Naam Tha Mera Uske Hothon Par,

Ab Woh Naam Kisi Aur ka Leti Hai.

Kabhi Leti Thi Wada Mujhse Saath Na Chorne Ka,

Ab Yehi Wada Kisi Aur Se Leti Hai.
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Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Hojata,

Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata.

Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata.
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Humare Muskurane ki Wajah Tum Ho,

Hamare Zindagi ka Matlab Tum Ho,

Agar Chor Diya Saath Hamara To Samajh Lena

K Hamari Maut ki Waja Bhi Tum Ho.
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Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi Pyar k Naam Se

Bewafai Mili Sirf Wafa k Naam Se

Zakhm He Zakham Diye us ne Dawa k Naam Se

Asman Bhi Ro Para Meri Muhabat k Anjam Se.
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Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil ki Dawa Nahi

Door wo Mujhse hai Per Main Khafa Nahi.

Maloom hai Ab bhi Pyar Karta hai Mujhe.

Wo Thora Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi.
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Rehte Hain Hum Door to Kya Hua,
Hum Juda to Nahi,

Baat Nahi ker Sakte to Kya Hua,
Hum Khafa to Nahi,

Na Nilna Hamari Majboori Hai,
Per Hum Bewafa to Nahi.


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