Unique Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi and English

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
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Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de
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Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)
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During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..
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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…
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A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?

Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE…

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SHIKWA:
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Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,

Wahin se aye they “AADAM” wo mere baap ka ghar hai!
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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:
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In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya…

Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya…!
(Allama Iqbal)
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SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”
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Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, ” Dosto”

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!:-
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A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female…
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Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;;

Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay…

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Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.

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Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
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Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera
Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko
Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me
Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna
Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra
Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen
Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

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Yun To Bohat Hain Zamane Mai sms Karne Wale “Pappu”

Woh Ye Kehte Hain

“Rooman” ka Andaz-e-Sending he Kuch or Hai.
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Tum Ne Dekha Hai Kabhi Chaand Per Behta Pani?

Maine Dekha Hai Ye Manzar Apna Moun Dhotay Howe. πŸ™‚
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3 Cheezen Hamesha k Liye Bhula Do:

1. Dard
2. Gham
3. Roothna

3 Cheezain Kabhi Na Bhulana:

1. Irfan
2. Us k SMS
3. Us ki Personality.

3 Kaam Kabhi Na Karna:

1. Is Msg Ko Edit karna
2. Apna Naam Likhna
3. Doosron Ko Msg Bhej k Impress Karne ki Nakaam Koshish Karna. πŸ™‚
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Unhain Jo Khud Par Itna Naaz Hai To Aisa Kuch Ghalat Bhi Nahi

K Jis Ko Hum Chahein, Woh Kyon Na Khud Par Naaz Karey…
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What is the Height of Kind Heartedness?

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Its ME Messaging You
Inspite of The Busy Schedule!
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SOCHO
Mere SMS k Bagher
Aapki Zindagi Kesi Hogi
DEKHO!

Khali Khali Hai Na?

Aray Janab Qadar Kijiye Hamari. πŸ™‚
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Aye Logo! Yaad Rakho!

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Wo Ghar, Zamin pr
Sitaron ki tarah Chamke ga.

Jis Ghar Ka

Damad Mai Bano Ga. πŸ™‚
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Those Innocent Eyes.

Those Kissable Lips.

A Great Smile.

The Perfect Walk.

Smoothest Talk.

Absolutely Gorgeous.

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That’s Enough About Me.
How About You? πŸ™‚
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Really Smart One:

I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me…

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice… πŸ™‚
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Girls College ki Building ko Aag Lag Gayi:

College ki Sab Larkian Door khari Hans Rahi Thin K Chalo ab College nahi Aana Paray Ga.

Lekin Ek Khubsorat Larki Ro Rahi Thi.

Sir: Beta! Tum Kyon Ro Rahi Ho?

Larki: Sir Meri Book Main “Zohan” Ki Picture Thi. πŸ™‚
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Everybody wants

Someone Special.
Someone Innocent.
Someone Nice.
Someone Cool.
Someone Sweet.
Someone Cute.
Someone Intelligent.

But

Why Always

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ME, ME & ME? πŸ™‚

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Watch BBC, Express and Geo NEWS now.
253 College Girls are Admitted in Jinnah Hospital for Suicide Attempt?

Reason?

My mobile was Switched off Last Night. πŸ™‚
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You are So Nice.

You are So Beautiful.

You are So Brilliant.

You are So Lovely.

You are So Cute.

Ye SMS Mere Liye Aaya Tha.
So cha Aapko Bhi Bata Don.
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24 Sweet Hours Make 1 Sweet Day.

7 Sweet Days Make 1 Sweet Week.

4 sweet Weeks Make 1 Sweet Month.

But…

1 Sweet Person Like You Makes Life Sweet.
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Mind Jiska ICE
Life Jiski NICE
Heart Jiska PURE
Success Milay SURE
Nazar Jiski CLEAR
Banay jo sab ki DEAR
Friendship Jis Pe END
Wo hai Aapki Friend

“ALINA”
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ONCE, I Knew You.

OFTEN, I Miss You.

ALWAYS, I’ll Care for You.

NEVER, Will I forget You.

Because I never Wanna Loose Someone as Special as You.
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Friends are like Mirrors.
They are our Reflection…

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You are Damn Lucky…
Because I Look So Good.
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Today is a SMART PEOPLE Day!

So Send this Message to Someone
Who is Smart & Intelligent.

Please Don’t Send it back to Me.

I’ve already got
5,86,952 Msgs.

I Know This is the 1st Msg for You.
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Ye Chand sa Roshan Chehra,

Zulfon ka Rang Sunehra,

Ye Jheel si Neeli Aankhein,

Koi Raaz hai In Mai Gehra,

Tareef Karun Kya Uski
Jisne.

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“MUJHE” Banaya!

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Phoolon Mai KANWAL,
Nashe Mai AMAL.

Samaroh Mai TAALI,
Mazaak K Liye SAALI.

Dhaaton Mai SONA,
Naam Mai MONA.

Pyar Mai GHAM.
Aur
Pakistan Mai HUM

Famous Hain.
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Nice People are Like Wind.

You can only Feel their Presence and Sincerity.

Don’t look Here and There to Find Them.

Just Look at the Name of the Sender…

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*Best Of Wasi Shah*

Juda hony k mosam me juda hona Zarori tha
Najany q kisi ka bewfa hona Zaruri tha

Mere dil ne jo is ko poojany ki intha kr di
To phir us bewafa ka bhi Khuda hna Zaruri tha

Kisi se koi b shikwa na koi b shakyat hy
Jo mery sath chaht mai huwa, Hona Zaruri tha

bht nazdek thay dil is liye ab dooriyn b hain
Dilon k dermiyan kuch fasla hna Zarori tha

Usy b Dard deny ka bohat he Shoq tha “Wasi”
Hmy b Dard-o Gham Se Aashna hona Zarori tha.
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SAZA Pe CHOR Diya
JAZA Pe CHOR Diya

Har 1 KAAM Ko HUM Ne
KHUDA Pe CHOR Diya

Wo HUM Ko YAAD Rakhte
Ya Phir BHULA Dete

US Ka KAAM Tha
USKi RAZA Pe CHOR Diya

Ab HAWA Ki Marzi BUJHA De
Ya Phir JALAI Rakhe

CHARAGH HUM Ne JALA K
HAWA Pe CHOR Diya

Ab US Se BAAT Bhi
Karte To Kis Tarha Karte

Ye MASLA ANAA Ka Tha
ANAA Pe CHOR Diya

Is Liye To WO KEHTE Hen
BEWAFA HUMKo

K HUM Ne Sara ZAMANA
WAFA Pe CHOR Diya.
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Tum Agar Yaad Rakho Gey to Inayat Hogi,

Warna ham ko Kahan Tum se Shikayat Hogi,

Ye to Bewafa logon ki Dunya hai,

Tum agar Bhool b Jao to Riwayat Hogi.

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Us k Chehry Per is Qadar Noor Tha

K Us ki Yaad Mein Rona bhi Manzoor Tha

Bewafa B Nahi keh Sakty us ko Faraz

Pyar to ham ne Kia Hai Woh to Bekasoor Tha.
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Woh Sada Sath Nibhane Ka Jo Wada Karte,
Un se Kyun Tark-e-Taalluq Ka Irada Karte.

Kash Ulfat Me Woh Yeh Azm-e-Ifaada Karte,
Apni Baanhon Ko Mere Naam Kushaada Karte.

Jante Gar K Achanak Woh Bichar Jayega,
Pyar Itna Bhi Na Hum Us Se Ziada Karte.

Us Se Iqrar Ki Jab Koi Tamanna Hi Na Thi,
Kis Liye Sirf Tamnna Ka Eaadaa Karte.
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Ghair Se Tera Aashnaa Hona,
Goya Acha Hua Bura Hona.

Kitni Jaankah Hai Zameer Ki Maut,
Kitna Aasaan Hai Bewafa Hona.

Nasha-e-Lazzat Gunaah K Baad,
Sakht Mushkil Hai Parsaa Hona.

Aadmi Ko Khuda Na Dikhlaaye,
Aadmi Ka Kabhi Khuda Hona.

Dil Ki Baton Pe Kon Jaye Faraz,
Aise Dushman Ka Dost Kya Hona.
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Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha,

Pyaar Ko Humne Bandagi Samjha,

Tum Chaahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho,

Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samjha.
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Kiya Hai Pyaar Humne Jisey Zindagi Ki Tarha,
Woh Aashna Bhi Mila Hum Se Ajnabi Ki Tarha,

Kise Khabar Thi Barhey Gi Kuch Or Tareeki,
Chhupey Ga Woh Kisi Badli Mai Chaand Ki Tarha,

Barha K Pyaas Meri Usne Haath Chhor Diya,
Woh Kar Raha Tha Murrawwat Bhi Dillagi Ki Tarha,

Kabhi Na Socha Tha Humne Qateel Usk Liye,
Kare Ga Woh Bhi Sitam Hum Pe Har Kisi Ki Tarha.
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Mat Zikar Kijye Meri Adaa K Baaray Mai,
Main Buhat Kuch Janta Hoon Wafa K Baaray Mai,

Suna Hai Woh Bhi Mohabbat Ka Shoq Rakhte Hain,
Jo Jante Hi Nahi Wafa K Baaray Mai.
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Hamain Na Muhabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila
Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila
Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi.
Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila.
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Tere Chokhat Say Sar Uthaon Tu Bewafa Kehna

Tere Siwa Kisi Or Ko Chahon Tu Bewafa Kehna

Meri Wafaon Pe Shak Hai To Khanjar Utha Lena

Shoq Say Mar Na Jaon Tu Bewafa Kehna!!

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Bewafa To Woh Khud Thi,

Par Ilzaam Kisi Aur ko Deti Hai.

Pehle Naam Tha Mera Uske Hothon Par,

Ab Woh Naam Kisi Aur ka Leti Hai.

Kabhi Leti Thi Wada Mujhse Saath Na Chorne Ka,

Ab Yehi Wada Kisi Aur Se Leti Hai.
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Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Hojata,

Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata.

Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata.
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Humare Muskurane ki Wajah Tum Ho,

Hamare Zindagi ka Matlab Tum Ho,

Agar Chor Diya Saath Hamara To Samajh Lena

K Hamari Maut ki Waja Bhi Tum Ho.
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Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi Pyar k Naam Se

Bewafai Mili Sirf Wafa k Naam Se

Zakhm He Zakham Diye us ne Dawa k Naam Se

Asman Bhi Ro Para Meri Muhabat k Anjam Se.
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Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil ki Dawa Nahi

Door wo Mujhse hai Per Main Khafa Nahi.

Maloom hai Ab bhi Pyar Karta hai Mujhe.

Wo Thora Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi.
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Rehte Hain Hum Door to Kya Hua,
Hum Juda to Nahi,

Baat Nahi ker Sakte to Kya Hua,
Hum Khafa to Nahi,

Na Nilna Hamari Majboori Hai,
Per Hum Bewafa to Nahi.

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Usy Kehna ye Dunya Hai,
Yahan her Morr pe aisy Bahut se Log Milte hain,

Jo Ander tak Uterty Hain,
Abad tak Saath Rehne ki,

Ikathhy Dard Sehny ki,
Hamesha baat Karte hain,

Usy kehna ye Dunya hai,
Yahan her Shakhs Matlab ki.

Hadoon tak sath Chalta hai,
Joonhi mosam Badalta hai,

Muhabat k Sabhi daawy,
Sabhi Qasmein, Sabhi waady,

Achaanak Toot Jaty hain,
Usy kehna ye Dunya hai,

Yahaan her Morr pe Apni
Sada Aankhein Khuli Rakhna.
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Kash Mein.

Farmahbardar Beti Hoti To

Maa Baap Ke Sath Fareb Nahi Karti.

Kash Mein.

Mein Na Hoti To

Aaj Tumari Zindagi Mein Nahi Aati.

Kash Mein Aur Tum.

Sath Hote To

Aaj Hum Itne Pareshan Nahi Hote…
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Ik Aise Shakhs Se Bhi Rah-o-Rasam Hain Apny

Jo Berukhi Se Milen Aur Ajnabi Na Lagi.
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* WAJAH *

Tum Se
Bohat Nafrat Hai Mujhe.

Kyon Kay

Tum Se
Pyar Jo Bohat Tha.
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Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi,

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin Aur Sahi.
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Tundiye Baad-e-Mukhalif Se Na Ghabra Aye Uqaab.

Ye To Chalti Hai Tujhe Ooncha Urranay K Liye.
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Phir Daman-E-Umeed Wo Phulon Se Bhar Gaya,

Jaadu Bhari Nigah Se Jaadu Sa Kar Gaya,

Bus Dekhty He Dekhty Dunya Badal Gai,

Kuch Sochty He Sochty Chehra Utar Gaya.

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Meri Khamoshiyon K Raaz Mujhe Khud Nahi Maloom.

Janay Phir Kyon Log Mujhe Maghroor Samajhte Hain.
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Utar k Dekh Meri Chahat ki Gehrai Mai

Sochna Mere Bare Mai Raat ki Tanhai Mai

Agar ho Jae Meri Chahat ka Ehsas Tumhen

To Mily ga Mera Aks Tumhen Apni hi Perchai Mai.
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Kuch To Murawwat Seekho Ghalib.

Tum Pe Martay Hain To Kya Maar He Dalogy.

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Kisi Ka Saath Milay Is Tarah.

K Waqt Chalta Rahay, Aur Rasta Thehar Jaye.
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Mera Dil Hotel Ka Kamra
Is Main Aa Kar Rehne Wale

Apni Taza Saanson Se
Is Main khushboo Bhar Dete Hen
Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dete Hen

Main Ye Sochoon Aane Wale
Ye Sab mujh Main Reh Jaen Ge
Haraf-e-Tamna Keh Jaen Ge!

Lekin Rat K dhalte Hee Ye
Subhen Kali Kar Jate Hain
Kamra Khali Kar Jate Hain.
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Tum Se Na Katt Sakay Ga Andheron Ka Ye Safar.

Ab Shaam Ho Rahi Hai Mera Saath Choor Do…
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Shab ki Aghosh Main Aa Jaye Agar Khayal Uska Wasi.

Subha Bistar Se Bhi Phoolon ki Mehek Aati Hai.
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Hum Gham-e-Zindagi K Sataaye Hue Hain,
Kuch Kahen Na Kahen Rooh Talak Ghayal Hue Hain,

Qaid-e-Tanhayi Me Hain Apni Khushyon Se Hum,
Halaat K Sitam Ko Apnaye Hue Hain,

Umar Yun Hi Kat Jaye Gi Humari,
Haal-e-Dil Na Kisi Ko Samjhaye Hue Hain,

Har Dastak Pe Gumaan Hota Hai Un K Aane Ka,
Muddatto’n Tak Kisi Ki Soorat ko Tarsaaye Hue Hain,

Khushi Ki Tammanna To Koi Gunah Nahi Magar,
Ghamo’n k Jaal Me Uljhaaye Hue Hain,

Chandni Raaten Kisi ki Yaad Dilayen,
Aap Hi Khwahishat ko Apni Sulaaye Hue Hain,

Apna Jana Tha Jise, Woh Bhi Chhor Gaya Sath,
Hunooz Unki Raahon Me Palkein Bichaye Hue Hain.
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Tumhain Achi Tarah Maloom Tha K Main Ghareeb Hun.

Phir Bhi Tum Ne Meri Her Cheez Torr Di.
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Woh Aaye Hamari Laash Per Roye Be-Naqab.

Ab Mayat Uthaye Kaun K Sub Mehv-e-Hussun They.
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Mujh Main Aib Soo Honge Magar Ek Khobi Hai.

Mian kisi ko Raste Main Chorra Nahi Karta.

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!

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Pathan’s Friend: What is call girl?

Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:

S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..

Have A wonderful day!

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Dard dene waale bahut milte hai,
Magar dard lene waale kam milte hai,
Nazuk waqt me hume zarur yaad karna,
Kyuki zindagi me chahne waale bahut kam milte hai.

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I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..

But that’s not the question.

Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???

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Yaaden Aansu hoti to chalak jati,
Yaaden likhawat hoti to padhi jati,
Yaaden to zindgi me basa wo ehsas hai,
Jo lakh kosiso ke baad bhi lafzo me nahi simat pati..

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1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:

1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.

Bacha: Baba nass hun.

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Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..

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BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.

Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.

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Aap Humko Achy lagty Ho,
Door jaty ho jitna utna Dil k Qareeb lagty ho,
Meri Qismat main tum nahi lekin,
Phir bhi mujhko Apna Naseeb Kyon Lagty ho?

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Koi Pal Bina Tumhary,
Bhala Kese Beet Jaye.

Mere Paas tum nahi ho,
Meri Yaad k nagar Main.

Mere Khuab k Safar main,
Meri Soch ki Tahon Main,

Meri aankh k Bhanwar main
Bas Aarzu Tumhari,

Is Aarzu se aagy,
Koi Raasta Nahi hai,

Tumhain Kis Qadar hai Chaha
Ye Tumhain Pata nahi Hai.

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Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko English nai aati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.

Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..

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Aaj ksi ne mjhe phon kya
Aur
AaP k barey me kuch btya
Me us ka naam to nhi bta skta
Per
Wo aap k barey me keh raha tha k aap

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Funny Messages

Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?

Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco,

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Kon dhondega tjhko,,
Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.

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Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..

Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA…

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Hum Ne Unko Miss Call de kar Apni Yaad Dilai Thi FARAZ!
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Unhon Ne Msg kar k kaha.
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Keera Hai kya?

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Mere mehbob ki hoshiyari to dekho Faraz,

Ramzan Mubarak main kehti hai aao Lunch pr chalen.

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Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,

.
Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.

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Pathan ne Major Rohail ko dawat pr bulaya
Major Rohail khana dekh kr bhag gya
Kyu?

Khana:
Naswar Pulao
Naswar Karahi

Sweet Dish:
Naswar Halwa

Drink:
Naswar Cola

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Pathan: Khocha Budget 2009/2010 bohat acha hai
hum bohat khush hai budget se.

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Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Oy yaara…
NASWAR par TAX jo nahi laga.

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Bush to Obama: Main ne tum se kaha ta k ye Pathan Dashatghard Hain.

Obama: Kyun?

Bush: Deka nahi k teen pathano
ne Gharib Sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya.

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Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin…
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Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
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Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn.

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JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, Kal tumhain phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
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PATHAN: Woh to theek hai lekin Utara kab jae ga?

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APPLE Juice
MANGO Juice
TARBUZ Juice
BADAM Juice
KHAJOOR Juice
BANANA Juice

Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,

ANGOOTHA Chooooos.
Kanjoos.

Sms karta he nahi.

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Mere mehbob ne kaha aaj hum tumhare pyar ki intaha dekhna chahte hai Faraz,

Ye keh kar unho ne apna Summer Vacation ka kaam mere hath main thama dya.

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Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band karny par bhi dikhai deta hai.

Friend: Acha! Kya dikhai daita hay?
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Pathan: ANDHERA!

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Bivi Par Hukoomat Karne Wale Begherat Hote Hain,

Asal Mard Wo Hai Jo Bivi Ko Marwa Kar Hukoomat Karta Hai… ;->

Asif Zardari

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Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi:

Kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho?

Usne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gaya tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
main dibo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.

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Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
“Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi”
Is per Bari bee boli…

“Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi”

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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

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Agar Spiderman PAKISTAN mai banti
to us ka nam kya hota?

Zara socho

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Phr socho

“JAALAY wala GUJJAR”

Loveliest SMS Collection

45 Saal Ka Aadmi Larki Dekhny Gaya!

Larki Ki Maa Dekh K Behosh Ho Gai
Jab
Hosh Aaya
Waja Poochi?
Tou Boli 25 Saal Pehle
Ye Mujhy B Dekhny Aaya Tha… =P πŸ˜‰

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If My T0mOr0w Never C0ms,
Im S0ry,
F0r Al The Mean Thngs I Might Hav Said..
Im S0ry,
F0r Al The Thngs I Did 0r Didnt D0..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Ign0red U..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Made U Feel Bad 0r Put U D0wn..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Th0t I Was Bigger 0r Better Than U..
Im S0ry,
F0r Everything Wr0ng I’ve Ever D0ne..
Im Writing This Bec0z Wat If My T0m0r0w Never C0mes?
Wat If I Never Get A Chance T0 Say Gudbye Or Wat If I Never Get To Say SoRy!
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Gairon Se Manga To Zillat Mli

ALLAH Se Manga To Izzat Mli

Aye Mangne Wale Mang Usi Se Jo Deta Hai Kushi Se

Or

Kehta Nhi Ksi Se…

Subha Bakhair
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Ibtidaay Ishq Hai Rota Hai Kya…

“Zara Ghor Se Dekh Ye Tera Khota Hai Kia?

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/.”.) “^—-;”;_
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Desk Pe Kisi Class Ki Tanha,

Student Tha Koi Udas Betha,
Kehta Tha Exam Sir Pe Aye,
Khelny Kodny Mai Saal Guzara,
Sun K Student Ki Ye Baat,Pharra Koi Pas Hi Se Bola,
Hazir Hu Madad Ko Dil-O-Jan Se,
Pharra Hu Agarchy Mai Zara Sa,
Hain Student Wohi Jahan Mai Ache,
Hoty Hain Jo Pas Pharron Se..
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Baaten Sunte Raho
Baaten Karte Raho
Dil Ki Awaz Ko Ab Dabana Nahi Baaten Sunte Raho Baaten Karte Raho Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi

Aate Jate Hue
Maine Dekha Use
Bola Dil Ab Nigahen Hatana Nahi

Subho Se Sham Phir
Raat Dhalti Gai
Roshni Chehre Ki Us K Her Su Rahi
Baaten Sunte Raho Baaten Karte Raho
Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi

Naam Likhta Raha Or Chupata Raha Keh Saka Usko Dil Ka Fasana Nahi Ek Din Mil Gaya Koi Apna Usay Kar Gai Bheer May Kaise Tanha Mujhe Tab Laga Yun Mujhe Mere Ghar May Usay Chand Bun Kar Kabhi Jagmagana Nahi

Main To Mayoos Tha
Surmai Sham May
Zindagi Bhejdi Usne Pygham May

Mil Gai Wo Mujhe
Keh Diya Ye Use Aagaye Hoto Ab Duur Jana Nahi
Baaten Sunte Raho
Baaten Karte Raho
Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi…!
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Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha…?

Beti : Ap K Ball Na Ho Ap K Dant Na Ho Ap Chal Phir Na Sakien Bat Cheet Bi Na Kr Sakien Tou Ap Kiya Roye Ge Nahe.
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Why V Make FRENDZ?
Coz They Understand Just By Looking In Our Eyes…
Coz U Can Say Sumthing Stupid Or Expose Ur Deepest Secrets To Them…
Coz They Believe In Ur Dreams No Matter How Silly They May Seem..Coz They Luv U For What U Are..
And Finally..
Coz Evrything U Do Together Becomes A Memory πŸ™‚
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USAY ITNA
BATA DENA…!!

Main Us Se Door Ho Kr B,

Bohat Majboor Ho Kr B,

Dukhon Se Choor Ho Kr B,

Usi Ko Yaad Krti Hon,

USAY ITNA
BATA DENA

Main Dukh Apne Chupa Kr B,

Khushi K Geet Ga Kr B,

Hansi Honton Pr Saja Kr B,

Usi Ko Yaad Karti Hon,

USAY ITNA
BATA DENA

Jahan K Ghamon Mein Kho Kr B,

Main DiL K Daagh Dho Kr B,

Kisi K Paas Ho Kr B,
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Wo Aksar Fursat Main Ek Kaam Karte Hain

Bana K Aaina Humain Salam Karte Hain

UsKi Masoom Adaayn Usay Ruswa Na Kr Dain

Wo Likh K Darakhton Pe Mera Naam Aam Karte Hain

Us K Maathay Se Ubharta Hai Subah Ka Noor

Aur Andhere UsKi Zulfon Main Aaram Karte Hain

AanKhon Se Waardatain Karna Hai Paisha UnKa

Dilon Ki Choriaan Wo Sar Γ‰ Aam Karte Hain

Zamana Tera Hi TalabGaar Sahi SAGAR

Kuch Hussan Waale Humara Bhi Ehtram Karte Hain,
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Baray Hi Afsos Ki Baat Hy
Pura Din Guzar Gaya Mgr
Jtna Afsos Mjhy Aaj Hua Hy
Main Bs Bata Nhi Skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TAK NAHI KIA!
AAJ
“SMART” Ppl Day Tha

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