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Wish your loved ones with our full of love Dua SMS, Dua Poetry SMS. If you are looking for Dua SMS then your search ends here. You will find all the Dua SMS related messages here. Just read the full collection of Dua SMS / Prayers SMS. We have Dua sms messages collection in all languages like Hindi Dua SMS, Urdu Dua SMS and lastly English Dua sms. Sometimes we send Dua / Prayers sms to our loved ones on their birthday, and sometimes to wish them success in exams, or to grant good health and wealth. Hope you will like our dua sms in urdu / hindi & english.

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( -_-) Pray
>”)(”< That

May God Fulfill All Ur
Wishes & Maintain a G00d Smile On Ur Face 4ever..
"Ameen"
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Meri rahon k jo jugnu hen wo tere hen

Teri rahon k jo andheray hen wo mere hen

Chu sakta nahi koi ghum tujhko

Q k tujh per duaon k jo pehray hen wo mare hen.
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Khilty Phoolon Ki Rida Ho Jaye

Itni Hasaas Hawa Ho Jaye

Maangty Hi Haath Par Khushyan Rakh Dy

Itna Meherban Aap Pr KHUDA Ho Jaye.

(Ameen)
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A dua for You:
Oh God, I don't know of all the challenges this person has,
but You know everything..!
I hear his silence, You hear his plead,
I see him in faith, You know his doubts,
I ask that you give him everything he needs & bless him abundantly for all the times to come..
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Kiss qadar mujhko state ho tum,
Bhool jane pe bhi yaad aate ho tum,
Raat ke sannaton mein jab kabhi,
Khuda se manga maine kuch
Mere dil ki dua ban jate ho tum!
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Har pal tu khushbo me khile

Mehkain sada din raat tere

Khud ko kabhi tanha na smajhna

Meri Dua he sath tere.

Kya samjhe?
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Khush Raho Tum Zindagi K Melay Mein,
Per Ye Sochna Kabhi Ik Pal Akelay Mein,
Kisi Ki Soch Mein Ehsaas Ki Sadaon Mein,
Tum Bus Rahey Ho Kisi Ki Duaon Mein.
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Lamha lamha aap k honto par muskaan rahe,
Har gham aapse anjan rahe,

Jiske sath mehak uthay apki zindagi,
Dua hai hamesha apk pass wahi insan rahe.
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Ye Khushbu, ye Hawa, ye Fiza Aapki hui,
Mosam ki har ek ada aapki hui,
Dil ny chaha kuch khas tohfa aap k lye,
To dilsy nikalny wali har dua aapki hui.
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Khuda na kry aapko koi gham mile,
Khushiya or hansi har dam mile,

Ghum jab be barh chale aapki taraf,
Khuda kare raste mai usay hum mile.
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Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,

Yun to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!
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Mera lafz lafz dua dua,
Mery aansuon se dhula hua,

tujhay zindagi k woh sehar miley,
tujhay mohabbaton ka safar miley,

Tujhay dard-o-gham na kabhi choo sakay,
Yeh dua hai koi gila nahi

Tujhay zindagi main wo sakoon milay,
Jo kisi ko kabhi mila nahi !!
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Dua is the most powerful weapon against troubles,
The most effective medicine against Illness,
And
The most valuable Gift to give,

So I give my Dua always to you.
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* EK PYARI SI DUA *

Tu Jab Bhi Koi DUA Kary
Mera Rab Tujhy Woh Ata Kary

Teri JhoLi Khushyon Se Bhari Rahy
Bin Mange Sub Woh Ata Kary

Tu Haat Uthaye Baad Main
Mera Rab Wo PehLy Ata Kary

(AAMEEN)
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Na Shikwe karte hain,

Na gile karte hain,

Aap Salamat raho hum Dil se dua karte hain.
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Jab hath uthao Dua k liye,

Tou humain mat bholna Khuda k liye,

Kya pata k hamare naseeb ki bohat si khushiyan,

Muntazir hon apke ek Harf-e-Dua k liye.
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Her pell Usi ki Yaad Rehti Hay.
Meri Ankhoon Ko Usi Ki Talash Rehti Hay.
Kuch Tum Bhi Dua Karo Yaro.
Suna Hay Doston Ki Dua May Farishton Ki Awaaz Hoti Hay.
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Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha, tahajud ki namaz aada ke, aur
Dua krne lga
“Mere mola sb so rhe hai ur
main teri ibadat kr rha hu”

Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kameny to apni dua mang
hamari shikayat q kr rha hy”
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Meri har ik baat,
” k ”
Har ik jumlay,
” k ”
Har ik lafz
” k ”
Har ik harf
” k ”
Har ik matlab mein
Sirf aik dua hai
” k ”
*Ap Sada Khush Raho*
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Ho sakey toh mujhe kuch khaas rakhna,

Dosti ka itna toh paas rakhna,

Aapki duaon se mileygi kamyabi mujhe,

Yeh souch kar apni har dua mein yaad rakhna

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Boys Vs Girls SMS messages. Funny Boyz and girls competion Messages and new hindi Boys N Girlz SMS messages for fun. Boys and girls insult and rude sms message for real rude fun. Flirt and Fun Boy friend Girl friend sms for your frank friends to increase your friendship and love between girlfriends and boyfriends. Boys Vs Girls nice Sms, Boys And Girls nice Sms, Boy Friend Girl Friendship SMS Boys And Girls Sms Message.

Never Reject A Girl In Life Because

A Good Girl Gives U

Happiness N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!
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Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends!

Boy: Thanks For The Compliment
Darling…
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Why do girls look beautiful?
Is it real or due to make up?
All false
Girls look beautiful because
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Boys have good IMAGINATION.
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Sweetest Proposal by a K.G class Boy:

Boy: Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal: Nahi
Boy: Kalle na plz
Gal: Nahi mai nahi kalungi.
Boy: Kallo na Didi plz.
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If Girl vomit her parents asks “Kon tha wo Kamina?”

If boy vomits: “Kahan pee kar aaya hai Kaminey?”

Moral: No matter who ever Vomits, boys are always kamine.
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Aik Lerki Apny Boy Friend K Sath New Car Main Long Drive Par Ja Rahi Thi:

Larki: Suno! Kia Tum Aik Haath Se Garri Chala Saktay Ho?

Larka: Kioon Nahi.. Larkay Ne Bare Fakher Se Garden Akraaii…

Larki: To Phir Doosray Haath Se Apni Naak Saaf Kar Lo.
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GIRL:I Love u…
BOY: Me too!!!

GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?
BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho

GIRL: Dafa hojao mai samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyar karte ho.
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Boys have fun by teasing girls,

Then girls cry for few minutes

Girls have fun by loving boys

Then boys cry 4 life time!

Funny but it is fact 🙂
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Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?

K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka Suit pehna hua hai… 😛
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Girl’s Attiude when boy don’t look at her

She says: “Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia”

&

When Boy look at Her

She Says: “Dekh kese Kutton ki tarha rha hy”
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A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher:

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.

They Are Good To See

And Feel,

Difficult To

Own And Maintain.
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Experienced Man Says:

The Real Problem Doesn’t Start When Boy Starts Looking At A Girl.

It Begins,

When She Turns

&

Looks Back At The Guy.
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BOY: 15 minutes k bad woh train aane wali he Jo mujhe tum se boht door le jayegi.

Kia tum apni zuban se koi esa lafz ada nhi kr skti Jis se mujhe umeed ki koi kiran nazar aye.

GIRL: Ye Wall Clock 30 minutes aage hai.
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ntrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA.
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Why Do Girls Act Like Idiots ????
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Who Says They Are Acting?

Collection of funny short riddles to be tagged as riddle sms / text messages. Send Riddle SMS from your mobile phones and ask your friends to solve these cute riddles and brain stroking Riddle / Puzzle SMS Messages. We have Various Kinds Of Riddle Text Along With Urdu SMS Paheliyan. Here You Will get a Daily Updated riddle Collection Of Paheli Message & Riddles. These are also called Questions form Question SMS, and Sawal SMS. We keep adding Latest and new riddle sms Jokes frequently so Have fun sending these Riddle SMS to your friends you can find Latest Riddle SMs Jokes, Riddle SMS Collection, Riddle Text Messages, Latest Riddle SMS and more here.

Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
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Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.
Answer: Reflection
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What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

Do u think u can answer….
Answer: Eye
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Is sawal ka jawab do

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?

Its challenge 4 u!
Answer: Sukh aur Chain
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Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.
Answer: 4 * (4/4 + 4)
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Pakistan Ka Aìsa City Jis

Ko Urdu Mai Likhtay Waqt

15 Nuqtay Dalnay Partay Hain

Answer : Pak Patan Shareef
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“RIdDLE Of thE NIte.”

Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND Ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga?

RePLY MuST.. .
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1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?

2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?

3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?

4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->

Hy Dum Tu Batao 😛
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I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Answer: A snake.
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Qustions:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of “ICICI?”

6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot – India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

7. Name the only other country (without India) to have got independence on Aug 15th?

8. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
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1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.

3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.

Its Challenge For All.

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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!

Thoda aur….
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Nahi pata kya

Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha
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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!
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Prove It If U R Genius.

There’s A Bus With 7 Girls,

Each Girl Has 7 Bags,

In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,

Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,

Each Cat Has 4 Legs.

How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?

Answer :-

10990
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A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.

How Did He Do This..

Answer :-

A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
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My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I’m Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say
What Am I…?

Answer :-

A Violin 🙂
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A Beggar’s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother

How Could This Be…?

Answers :-

The Beggar Was A Female
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I Have Many Feathers To Help Me Fly. I Have A Body And Head, But I’m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far I Go. You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But I’m Never Thrown. What Am I?

Answers :-

An arrow

Here I would like to share a collection of smile sms smile quotes which makes me smile and bring beautilful smile on your face (SMS Messages in this category are in roman urdu, hindi and english).

In short these messages are termed as SMS4Smile

:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
🙂 🙂
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)

For You,

One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS

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Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
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A caring person doesn’t call & speak;
He makes it with a simple sms!
Bcz, sms is not what the mouth speaks;
Its what the heart really feels!
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Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
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Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE
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Match Stick Glows 4 Few Seconds

Candle 4 An Hour
Sun 4 A Day

But A Smile Can Glow Ur Life 4 EVER
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hey dear if u hve time

if u dont mind

if ur mode is alright

them plz leave all ur works

and

and

and

1 smile smille and smile!!!!!
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U knw wht makes me happy whn u msg me?
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ur joke?
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no
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graphics?
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sweet msg?
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no
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jst ur name
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smiling is cooling System of heart,
Sparking system of eyes,
Lightning system of face,
So Keep smiling……………..
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SMS
Smile a while,
While u smile,
smile another smile,
soon there will be miles,
and miles of smiles is just u smile,
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Hey someting missing in u.
Bt what & where?
Let’s search..
In ur bag.
NO,
In ur pocket .
NO,
Oh GOD .
I got it !!
It’s on ur face
UR SWEET SMILE
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A HEARTFUL SMILE gives joy to you .BUT
AN ARTIFICIAL SMILE makes you guilty.
so always smile heartfully.
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S: Sets u free

M: Makes u special

I: Increases your face value

L: Lift up your spirits

E: Erase all your tension and stress…

So SmiLe=)

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Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
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Doctors prescription 4 u…
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner…
Doctor’s fees?
A SMS whenever u r free
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Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
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You Can Hide Alot …
Behind A SMILE

A
B r o k e n
H e a r t

S h a t t e r e d
D r e a m s

L o n g i n g
D e s i r e s …
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Shakespear said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy

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Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila.

Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao

JIN:
PEPSI wali

Ya
IMRAN HASHMI wali?
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Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya:

“I Miss U”

Bohat dair sochny k baad Pathan ne jawab dya:

“I Student U”
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Sardar writes 2 Bill Gates abt PC & Windows problems:

1. My child learnd MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE.

2. I find only
RE-CYCLE BIN but no
RE-MOTORCYCLE BIN

3. I see MS OFFICE but i want to use this softwre @ home so i need MS HOME.

4. Finally, how is dat ur name is GATES but u r selling WINDOWS.
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Pathan 2 doctor: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?

Pathan: Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr: Aisa kub hota hay?

Pathan: Phone kartay waqt.
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!
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Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices,

He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @ nothing

Man asks: Sardar-G What r U doing?

Sardar-G: I’m trying 2 win a noble prize

Man: How?

Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r outstanding in their field.
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Funny SMS Forum
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”

&

After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
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Pyar krne wale log UFoNE se bat krte ha
Knjus Z0nG se
Amer Jazz se
Khbsurt WARID se
Ziddi TELENOR se
Lekin zaheen log kbhi bat nai krte
Wo mri trha
SMS
karte hain.
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Ek Sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paen da dupatta wapis kar de.

Badmash: Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.

Sardar: Peeko karani se.

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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha

“Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..”

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
“I Want To Apply For This Job”
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Teacher: Story Sunao.

Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.

Moral: Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Sardar: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga.
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Train me 1 Machchar Chinese ka sir per betha,
Woh usko pakar kar kha gaya!

Phir 1 Machchar Memon k sir par betha,
Usne pakar kar Chinese se pucha:

Khareeday Ga?
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Hum khud pe “GHAROOR” nhi karty.

Kisi ko dosti k liye “MAJBOOR” nhi karty.

Bus apny dil may basa lety hain.

AUR PHIR

Marty dam tak “DOOR” nhi karty!
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Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuwab Aajata Hai…
Waqt Samjho Kharab Aajata Hai…

Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab…
Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!
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Agr basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhy to Veeru & thakur ka kia rishta hua?
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Apna kaam karo Koi rishta nahi banta, Thakur k hath hi nhi thy.

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Kiyon jaagte ho? Kia sochte ho?
Kuch humse kaho, Tanha na raho,

Socha na karo.
Ab raat ki ankhen bheegh chaleen aur CHAND b ha chup jane ko.
Kuch dair mein shabnam aye gi pholon ki piyaas bujhane ko.
Shadaab shagoofon ki soorat khuwabon k nagar mein kho jao
Ab,,,,so jao
Ab,,,,so jao…
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& Red Light glowing on the top:

Seeing this he said: India is developing fast,
See there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air.
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Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 Hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

Funny SMS
Why MEMONS are banned to play Hockey and Football?

Because….

Corner miltay he DUKAAN khol letay hain. 🙂

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Zardari SMS
Remember!

Divorce is never a solution!
Try to stay away for few years.
If differences still persist.

Just

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Kill Your Wife.

Asif Ali Zardari

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A Sardar’s Speach to his workers in England:

“Do do, not do not do,
What my goes?
Your goes your father’s goes.”

In His Sense:

Karna hai karo, Nahi karna na karo,
Mera ki janda aye?
Twada janda aye tay Twaday Piyo da janda aye. 😀

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Count How Many Stars in this SMS

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Amazing
Pehli Bar CHAND ko Sitare Ginte Dekha hay
or ab Muskurate hue bhi. 🙂

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Height Of Self-Confidence

Teacher Asks Student:
“Why Are You Late… ?”

Student: “Late .. !!!
Who Me … ?
No Way Sir ! I”m Alive …”

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Women’s day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha:
“Aapko pata hai aaj Women’s Day hai?”

Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.

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Don’t keep Me in your Heart,
But keep Me in your Brain,

Bcoz

Rehnay ki jaga jitni Khali ho utna he Maza aata hai.

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Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun…
O Laado Sabun…

Ye Commercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

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Son: Mom mubarik ho, meri 7 Janmo k liay job lag gai hai.

Mom: Acha beta wo kon si?

Son: Mujhay Star Plus ki Serial me kaam mil gya hai..

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Any body can love a Rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Dont love some one who is beautiful,
But love the who can make u r life beautiful…

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Load Shedding Jokes
Ye Badalti Rutain
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatain
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shamen
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
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KESC Ki Beghairti Hy.

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!
12 rupay ka Lemon Max, ghulay kum aur chalay zyada…

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Zarori Elaan!

1st May se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,

1st May se tamam log apnay apnay UPS

Wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.

Shukria.

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2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay light nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

“AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA”

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This is an Adult SMS
If You are under 18 years please don’t go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it.

Elections aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING).

So Pls do vote.

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Do u know boys left hand or girls right hand me watch kyn pehante hain??

Guess

s0cho

Simple,

Time dekhne k Ly 😉

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“Zarday” Aur “Zardari” mein kia farq hy … ?

Ek ko Khushi mein khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushion ko kha jata hai.

Funny SMS

JUSTICE ki bahali
JUSTICE ki bahali
ka irada to nhi tha
Zardari…

Lekin Sheerin ki
Bewafai ne
majboor kar diya.

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Arz Kia Hai…
Arz Kia Hai…

Those Who Know Me Know Me Well

Waah Waah

Those Who Know Me Know Me Well

Those Who Do Not, Go To Hell . . .

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English Shairy Mulahiza ho
English Shairy Mulahiza ho!

Arz kya hai…

She is Kissing,

Wah Wah

She is Kissing,

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* Some Text Missing *

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Akhbar aur Radio
Teacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?

Pathan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.

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Bruce Lee’s Favorite
Bruce Lee’s Favorite

Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why?

Kha-Lee

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SMS main Zaleel karna
Funny SMS main Zaleel karna ab bund bhi karo FARAZ!!!!

Kya “Wasi” aur “Ghalib” Tumhari Phuphi k larkay hain?

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Yeh keh kar woh
Yeh keh kar woh meri sari 7up pi gaya FARAZ

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“K TO MERI ADHURI PYAS PYAS TO AGAI MAN KO RAS RAS”

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Pathan ne bank se
Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

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Hum Har Roz Udaas
Hum Har Roz Udaas Hotay Hain Aur
Sham Guzar Jati Hy

Kisi Roz Sham Udaas Ho Gi Aur
Hum Guzar Jayein Ge.

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Paper Se Pehle Ki DUA
Paper Se Pehle Ki
“DUA”

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Aye Khuda!!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga … 😉

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SANIA MIRZA Se Baat
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.

Banta: That’s Great Yaar… Usne Kya Kahaa?

Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.

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If you are in tension
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

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Pehle kahan milte the
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.

Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazre mili,
Aur aapne kaha…

KHUDA K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!

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In larkion se dil lagana
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai

Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LOVE U”

Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.

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Tmhari 1 bat pata Lgi hai
Tmhari 1 bat pata Lgi hai, zara free ho ker msg karna Ok.

Sab ko frwd kro,dekhna kitne log pura msg nhi padhte hain.

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Kia par Rahay ho?

Mein to April Fool Bana raha tha..:)

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1st APRIL ko ULLU banao
1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.


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