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In this stressful life where we have lots of tensions regarding our future, present and family everything is getting harder and harder but one thing which gives you relief free of cost is your smile your right to be happy. Jokes, Gages, Comedy shows all gives you relaxation but in this jetspeed life who has got the time so here we are with our website Unique Funny SMS sms which will provide you a wide range of small jokes, gages and riddles which will definitely bring smile to you and without taking your much time.
Bubbli Class mei gadha le aye.
Miss Misba: Isay Q lyee ho?
Bubbli: Miss aap he to kehti hein.
k
Mei barre brre gadho ko insan bna deti hu.
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AK minute k liye duniya
mai burey kaam ruk
gaey hain.
y?
Batao kio
?
B’coz
“SHETAAN” is waqt sms parh raha hai.
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Major Rohail: Yar tum truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
Pathan: Ek Truck driver meri b.v ko bhaga k le gaya tha.
Hr baar lgta hy
jese khana kharab
wapas krne ayaa hy.
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Ye Kya k Hr Dam Kisi Ki Minnaten krna,
Kya Issi Ko Kehte Hain Mohabbaten Krna!
Jo Apni Qismat Men Hai Milega Wohi,
Kis Baat Pe RAB Se Shikayaten Krna!
Ye Pagalpan Nahi to Aur Kya Hai,
Zameen k Ho kr Aasman Se Bagawaten Krna!
Bohut Kr Chuka Hai Logo Pyar Ye Dil,
Ab Koi Issy Sikhaye Nafraten Krna!
Pehle Yaad Krna Ussy Phir Rotay Rehna,
Jaany Kb Chorega Dil Ye Harkaten Krna..??
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EID MUBARAK to you and all your Family.
Ap Soch Rhe ho ge k Eid to nai hai lekin
Hamara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata hai Samjho UsKi Eid ho hi jati hai.
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Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai Faraz!!!!!
Jis say time Pucho woh yehi kehta hai,
Naya wala, ya Purana wala???
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An Old Man”s T-Shirt Quote.
I Am Not 50.
I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience….
That”s The ATTITUDE.
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I’m the beginning of the end.
You can see me twice in a decade,
But once in a year & not in day,
But once in june & twice in a week.
Only genius can ans…
Ans = E
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1 admi car main 2 larkiyon k 7 betha hota hai.
Car ka No 2989 hai,
Jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
Un larkyon say rishta hai.
Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 (Do No Nawasi)]
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I am 10 letter word,
My 1234 has power to rule,
U eat my 5678.
My 89 & 10 means of a lady,
I can fly what am i ?????
Answer: KINGFISHER
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If U Look At Me
I’ll Look At U
If U Grin At Me
I’ll Grin At U
I U’ll Dance
I’ll Also Dance
Bt If U Shout,
Sorry, I can’t. Who am I ?
Answer: Mirror
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Marry’s father has four daughters
1.AXBCD
2.ABXCD
3.DBCXD
4.?????
WAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOURTH ONE?
?
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Ans: Marry
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!
Thoda aur….
..
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Nahi pata kya?
Chalo main batati hon.
Kyon k Akbar uska naam tha. 🙂
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1 Pagal khane me bohat sary Pagal nach rahe thy,
In me 1 pagal khamosh betha tha,
Dr ny poocha,
Tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha:
Bewaquf mai ‘Dulhan’ hon..!
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Har khushi me kuch nami reh jayegi,
Ankhen thodi shabnami reh jayegi,
Zindagi ko aap kitna hi sawariye,
Bin Hamare koi na koi kami to reh jayegi..
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What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl.
9 boys came with Roses,
1 boy came with,
MOLVI
This is confidence.
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G karda \(‘.’)/
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bhai _/”\_
\(‘.’)/
/”/ G krda
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(‘.’) (‘_’)
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Tenu kol bthava g krda
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Ab kia pura song wid movie dekhna hai.
Chalo apna kam karo.
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FriEndS r like Fishes…
U”ve 2 sit wid patience for a long time to catch a nice one…
Just like I caught u….
Better stay nice or else I will fry u 😉
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O My Dear!
What is Life?
Life is Love.
What is Love ?
Love is Kissing.
What is Kissing?
Come Here
And I’ll Show You.
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Ghareeb Aadmi aik kaam dil khol kar karta hai pata hai kia
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3 rupay may 500 sms.
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Ghareeb Aadmi aik kaam dil khol kar karta hai pata hai kia
!
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3 rupay may 500 sms.
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If you find yourself in a dark room
where the walls shake.
And blood flows around every where
don’t be afraid.
You are now here but
in the safest place
You are in My Heart!
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1 Dulha apney dost sardar se shadi k Din
Yar koi aysi bat bataoo jo mein apni BV se kahun to wo heraan ho jae,
Sardar: oonu jaandey hi talaq de dain.
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1 Dulha apney dost sardar se shadi k Din
Yar koi aysi bat bataoo jo mein apni BV se kahun to wo heraan ho jae,
Sardar: oonu jaandey hi talaq de dain.
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Aap pait bhar k khana khaen,
Aur phir mei aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga?
Pata hai?
Kya khana?
Nahi
KHABEES….
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Anti Misba: Mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe huo, kyu k
aaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi.
Husband: Khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do.
Unique Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi and English 