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Wife husbnd se: Aji! agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge?

Husbnd:Its the time 2 disco,

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Kon dhondega tjhko,,
Kabhi na milay tu mujhko.

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Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..

Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA…

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Hum Ne Unko Miss Call de kar Apni Yaad Dilai Thi FARAZ!
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Unhon Ne Msg kar k kaha.
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Keera Hai kya?

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Mere mehbob ki hoshiyari to dekho Faraz,

Ramzan Mubarak main kehti hai aao Lunch pr chalen.

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Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,

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Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.

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Pathan ne Major Rohail ko dawat pr bulaya
Major Rohail khana dekh kr bhag gya
Kyu?

Khana:
Naswar Pulao
Naswar Karahi

Sweet Dish:
Naswar Halwa

Drink:
Naswar Cola

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Pathan: Khocha Budget 2009/2010 bohat acha hai
hum bohat khush hai budget se.

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Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Oy yaara…
NASWAR par TAX jo nahi laga.

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Bush to Obama: Main ne tum se kaha ta k ye Pathan Dashatghard Hain.

Obama: Kyun?

Bush: Deka nahi k teen pathano
ne Gharib Sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya.

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Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin…
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Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
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Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn.

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JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, Kal tumhain phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
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PATHAN: Woh to theek hai lekin Utara kab jae ga?

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APPLE Juice
MANGO Juice
TARBUZ Juice
BADAM Juice
KHAJOOR Juice
BANANA Juice

Agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,

ANGOOTHA Chooooos.
Kanjoos.

Sms karta he nahi.

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Mere mehbob ne kaha aaj hum tumhare pyar ki intaha dekhna chahte hai Faraz,

Ye keh kar unho ne apna Summer Vacation ka kaam mere hath main thama dya.

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Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band karny par bhi dikhai deta hai.

Friend: Acha! Kya dikhai daita hay?
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Pathan: ANDHERA!

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Bivi Par Hukoomat Karne Wale Begherat Hote Hain,

Asal Mard Wo Hai Jo Bivi Ko Marwa Kar Hukoomat Karta Hai… ;->

Asif Zardari

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Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi:

Kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho?

Usne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gaya tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
main dibo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.

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Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
“Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi”
Is per Bari bee boli…

“Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi”

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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

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Agar Spiderman PAKISTAN mai banti
to us ka nam kya hota?

Zara socho

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Phr socho

“JAALAY wala GUJJAR”

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Santa raat ko sharab k nashe main Ghar aya:

Us ne apni BV ko Banta K sath sex karte dekh lya

Aftr much thinking Santa bola
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“Oh sorry main Samjha mera ghar hy”
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Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai.

Banta: Tujhe kese pta?

Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne check kr k muje Batya tha.
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Height of positive attitude:

Girl Friend: Mera Rishta aaya hy aur
shadi hone wali hy.

Boy Friend: That’s Good,

Phir to hum Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge.
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Medical science proved k
Kapre tight pehn’ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy.

But

Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon.

Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy.
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Advise to all the girls….

Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies…

And..

Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..
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Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien?

Boy: 22 December

Girl: Koi khaas wajah?

Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..
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Women to Dentist:

“Its so painful I’ll prefer to get Pregnant than getting my Cavity Filled.”

Dentist:

“Make a Decision, I’ll adjust the Chair Accordingly.” 🙂
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Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others.

Girl: Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.
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Teacher to Pappu, Isko English main Translate karo:

Sara ne Kapray Pehan liye hain.

Pappu: Shit! I’m Late.
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Santa on Long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at home.

Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, did not come today.
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Toilet songs:

In case of loose motion:
“ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk”

In case of Kabz:
“na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga”

In case of Gas Trouble:
“hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai”

After coming out of toilet:
“juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai”
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Teacher to student: Aap bary ho ya aap k papa?

Student: Mein

Teacher: Wo Kaise?

Student: Mene mama k pass sona chor dia hai, Papa abhi tak sotay hain..
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Kaun kaheta hai Akele aaye they..
Akele jayenge..

Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta..

Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta…
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Girl 2 Mom: Mom I have started loving a Boy!

Mom angry: What?? How old is he? What does he do?

Girl: He is 3 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach. 😛
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Super hit insult..
Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho
tu tum kia chaho gay?
Husband: Off course Sex
Or baki k 29 Minutes?
English Message:
Super Hit Insult
Wife: If a world is about to end in 30 mints what will you do?
Husband: Off course sex
Wife: Or 29 remaining minutes?
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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,

Principal entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai?

4 larkian sharmatay hue:
Sir Hamara
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki Ijjat lut li!!

Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha,

Dhobi ne kaha main Khana kha raha hoon,

Istri garam hai, Maar lo!
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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX.

What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
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Dil K Mareez mutvja ho
Jin Hazrat ko Valentine day
Pr mayusi ka samna krna
Pra wo hmara Poond Capsul
Estamal kre
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Bachya aap k qadmon me
Mayusi na hon
Sunday Open.
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Ek ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha? 102 Hum FM?

To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga?

Bajate raho.
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Boy During Sex: Q na hum shadi kar len,
Phir hum roz aisa kar saken gay.

Girl: Mazdur ho Mazduri karo,
Factory k Maalik bannay ki koshish na karo.

Happy Mazdoor Day.

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( -_-) Pray
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May God Fulfill All Ur
Wishes & Maintain a G00d Smile On Ur Face 4ever..
"Ameen"
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Meri rahon k jo jugnu hen wo tere hen

Teri rahon k jo andheray hen wo mere hen

Chu sakta nahi koi ghum tujhko

Q k tujh per duaon k jo pehray hen wo mare hen.
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Khilty Phoolon Ki Rida Ho Jaye

Itni Hasaas Hawa Ho Jaye

Maangty Hi Haath Par Khushyan Rakh Dy

Itna Meherban Aap Pr KHUDA Ho Jaye.

(Ameen)
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A dua for You:
Oh God, I don't know of all the challenges this person has,
but You know everything..!
I hear his silence, You hear his plead,
I see him in faith, You know his doubts,
I ask that you give him everything he needs & bless him abundantly for all the times to come..
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Kiss qadar mujhko state ho tum,
Bhool jane pe bhi yaad aate ho tum,
Raat ke sannaton mein jab kabhi,
Khuda se manga maine kuch
Mere dil ki dua ban jate ho tum!
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Har pal tu khushbo me khile

Mehkain sada din raat tere

Khud ko kabhi tanha na smajhna

Meri Dua he sath tere.

Kya samjhe?
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Khush Raho Tum Zindagi K Melay Mein,
Per Ye Sochna Kabhi Ik Pal Akelay Mein,
Kisi Ki Soch Mein Ehsaas Ki Sadaon Mein,
Tum Bus Rahey Ho Kisi Ki Duaon Mein.
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Lamha lamha aap k honto par muskaan rahe,
Har gham aapse anjan rahe,

Jiske sath mehak uthay apki zindagi,
Dua hai hamesha apk pass wahi insan rahe.
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Ye Khushbu, ye Hawa, ye Fiza Aapki hui,
Mosam ki har ek ada aapki hui,
Dil ny chaha kuch khas tohfa aap k lye,
To dilsy nikalny wali har dua aapki hui.
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Khuda na kry aapko koi gham mile,
Khushiya or hansi har dam mile,

Ghum jab be barh chale aapki taraf,
Khuda kare raste mai usay hum mile.
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Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,

Yun to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!
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Mera lafz lafz dua dua,
Mery aansuon se dhula hua,

tujhay zindagi k woh sehar miley,
tujhay mohabbaton ka safar miley,

Tujhay dard-o-gham na kabhi choo sakay,
Yeh dua hai koi gila nahi

Tujhay zindagi main wo sakoon milay,
Jo kisi ko kabhi mila nahi !!
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Dua is the most powerful weapon against troubles,
The most effective medicine against Illness,
And
The most valuable Gift to give,

So I give my Dua always to you.
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* EK PYARI SI DUA *

Tu Jab Bhi Koi DUA Kary
Mera Rab Tujhy Woh Ata Kary

Teri JhoLi Khushyon Se Bhari Rahy
Bin Mange Sub Woh Ata Kary

Tu Haat Uthaye Baad Main
Mera Rab Wo PehLy Ata Kary

(AAMEEN)
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Na Shikwe karte hain,

Na gile karte hain,

Aap Salamat raho hum Dil se dua karte hain.
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Jab hath uthao Dua k liye,

Tou humain mat bholna Khuda k liye,

Kya pata k hamare naseeb ki bohat si khushiyan,

Muntazir hon apke ek Harf-e-Dua k liye.
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Her pell Usi ki Yaad Rehti Hay.
Meri Ankhoon Ko Usi Ki Talash Rehti Hay.
Kuch Tum Bhi Dua Karo Yaro.
Suna Hay Doston Ki Dua May Farishton Ki Awaaz Hoti Hay.
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Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha, tahajud ki namaz aada ke, aur
Dua krne lga
“Mere mola sb so rhe hai ur
main teri ibadat kr rha hu”

Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kameny to apni dua mang
hamari shikayat q kr rha hy”
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Meri har ik baat,
” k ”
Har ik jumlay,
” k ”
Har ik lafz
” k ”
Har ik harf
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Har ik matlab mein
Sirf aik dua hai
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*Ap Sada Khush Raho*
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Ho sakey toh mujhe kuch khaas rakhna,

Dosti ka itna toh paas rakhna,

Aapki duaon se mileygi kamyabi mujhe,

Yeh souch kar apni har dua mein yaad rakhna

Boys Vs Girls SMS messages. Funny Boyz and girls competion Messages and new hindi Boys N Girlz SMS messages for fun. Boys and girls insult and rude sms message for real rude fun. Flirt and Fun Boy friend Girl friend sms for your frank friends to increase your friendship and love between girlfriends and boyfriends. Boys Vs Girls nice Sms, Boys And Girls nice Sms, Boy Friend Girl Friendship SMS Boys And Girls Sms Message.

Never Reject A Girl In Life Because

A Good Girl Gives U

Happiness N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!
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Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends!

Boy: Thanks For The Compliment
Darling…
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Why do girls look beautiful?
Is it real or due to make up?
All false
Girls look beautiful because
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Boys have good IMAGINATION.
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Sweetest Proposal by a K.G class Boy:

Boy: Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal: Nahi
Boy: Kalle na plz
Gal: Nahi mai nahi kalungi.
Boy: Kallo na Didi plz.
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If Girl vomit her parents asks “Kon tha wo Kamina?”

If boy vomits: “Kahan pee kar aaya hai Kaminey?”

Moral: No matter who ever Vomits, boys are always kamine.
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Aik Lerki Apny Boy Friend K Sath New Car Main Long Drive Par Ja Rahi Thi:

Larki: Suno! Kia Tum Aik Haath Se Garri Chala Saktay Ho?

Larka: Kioon Nahi.. Larkay Ne Bare Fakher Se Garden Akraaii…

Larki: To Phir Doosray Haath Se Apni Naak Saaf Kar Lo.
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GIRL:I Love u…
BOY: Me too!!!

GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?
BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho

GIRL: Dafa hojao mai samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyar karte ho.
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Boys have fun by teasing girls,

Then girls cry for few minutes

Girls have fun by loving boys

Then boys cry 4 life time!

Funny but it is fact 🙂
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Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?

K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka Suit pehna hua hai… 😛
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Girl’s Attiude when boy don’t look at her

She says: “Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia”

&

When Boy look at Her

She Says: “Dekh kese Kutton ki tarha rha hy”
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A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher:

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.

They Are Good To See

And Feel,

Difficult To

Own And Maintain.
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Experienced Man Says:

The Real Problem Doesn’t Start When Boy Starts Looking At A Girl.

It Begins,

When She Turns

&

Looks Back At The Guy.
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BOY: 15 minutes k bad woh train aane wali he Jo mujhe tum se boht door le jayegi.

Kia tum apni zuban se koi esa lafz ada nhi kr skti Jis se mujhe umeed ki koi kiran nazar aye.

GIRL: Ye Wall Clock 30 minutes aage hai.
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ntrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA.
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Why Do Girls Act Like Idiots ????
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Who Says They Are Acting?

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Bubbli Class mei gadha le aye.
Miss Misba: Isay Q lyee ho?

Bubbli: Miss aap he to kehti hein.

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Mei barre brre gadho ko insan bna deti hu.

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AK minute k liye duniya
mai burey kaam ruk
gaey hain.

y?

Batao kio

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B’coz

“SHETAAN” is waqt sms parh raha hai.
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Major Rohail: Yar tum truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?

Pathan: Ek Truck driver meri b.v ko bhaga k le gaya tha.

Hr baar lgta hy
jese khana kharab
wapas krne ayaa hy.
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Ye Kya k Hr Dam Kisi Ki Minnaten krna,
Kya Issi Ko Kehte Hain Mohabbaten Krna!

Jo Apni Qismat Men Hai Milega Wohi,
Kis Baat Pe RAB Se Shikayaten Krna!

Ye Pagalpan Nahi to Aur Kya Hai,
Zameen k Ho kr Aasman Se Bagawaten Krna!

Bohut Kr Chuka Hai Logo Pyar Ye Dil,
Ab Koi Issy Sikhaye Nafraten Krna!

Pehle Yaad Krna Ussy Phir Rotay Rehna,
Jaany Kb Chorega Dil Ye Harkaten Krna..??
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EID MUBARAK to you and all your Family.

Ap Soch Rhe ho ge k Eid to nai hai lekin

Hamara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata hai Samjho UsKi Eid ho hi jati hai.
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Yeh kya Kamina Pann hai Faraz!!!!!

Jis say time Pucho woh yehi kehta hai,
Naya wala, ya Purana wala???

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An Old Man”s T-Shirt Quote.

I Am Not 50.

I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience….

That”s The ATTITUDE.
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I’m the beginning of the end.
You can see me twice in a decade,
But once in a year & not in day,
But once in june & twice in a week.
Only genius can ans…

Ans = E
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1 admi car main 2 larkiyon k 7 betha hota hai.

Car ka No 2989 hai,

Jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka

Un larkyon say rishta hai.
Batao kia rishta hoa?

Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 (Do No Nawasi)]
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I am 10 letter word,
My 1234 has power to rule,
U eat my 5678.
My 89 & 10 means of a lady,
I can fly what am i ?????

Answer: KINGFISHER
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If U Look At Me
I’ll Look At U
If U Grin At Me
I’ll Grin At U
I U’ll Dance
I’ll Also Dance
Bt If U Shout,
Sorry, I can’t. Who am I ?

Answer: Mirror
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Marry’s father has four daughters
1.AXBCD
2.ABXCD
3.DBCXD
4.?????

WAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOURTH ONE?

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Ans: Marry
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!

Thoda aur….
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Nahi pata kya?

Chalo main batati hon.

Kyon k Akbar uska naam tha. 🙂

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1 Pagal khane me bohat sary Pagal nach rahe thy,
In me 1 pagal khamosh betha tha,

Dr ny poocha,
Tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha:

Bewaquf mai ‘Dulhan’ hon..!
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Har khushi me kuch nami reh jayegi,
Ankhen thodi shabnami reh jayegi,

Zindagi ko aap kitna hi sawariye,
Bin Hamare koi na koi kami to reh jayegi..
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What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl.

9 boys came with Roses,

1 boy came with,

MOLVI
This is confidence.
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G karda \(‘.’)/
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bhai _/”\_
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/”/ G krda
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Tenu kol bthava g krda
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Ab kia pura song wid movie dekhna hai.
Chalo apna kam karo.
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FriEndS r like Fishes…

U”ve 2 sit wid patience for a long time to catch a nice one…

Just like I caught u….

Better stay nice or else I will fry u 😉
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O My Dear!
What is Life?
Life is Love.

What is Love ?
Love is Kissing.

What is Kissing?
Come Here
And I’ll Show You.
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Ghareeb Aadmi aik kaam dil khol kar karta hai pata hai kia
!

.

3 rupay may 500 sms.
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Ghareeb Aadmi aik kaam dil khol kar karta hai pata hai kia
!

.

3 rupay may 500 sms.
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If you find yourself in a dark room
where the walls shake.
And blood flows around every where
don’t be afraid.

You are now here but
in the safest place

You are in My Heart!
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1 Dulha apney dost sardar se shadi k Din

Yar koi aysi bat bataoo jo mein apni BV se kahun to wo heraan ho jae,

Sardar: oonu jaandey hi talaq de dain.
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1 Dulha apney dost sardar se shadi k Din

Yar koi aysi bat bataoo jo mein apni BV se kahun to wo heraan ho jae,

Sardar: oonu jaandey hi talaq de dain.
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Aap pait bhar k khana khaen,

Aur phir mei aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga?

Pata hai?

Kya khana?

Nahi

KHABEES….
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Anti Misba: Mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe huo, kyu k
aaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi.

Husband: Khush ho k

Begum usay ek moqa aur do.

Here I would like to share a collection of smile sms smile quotes which makes me smile and bring beautilful smile on your face (SMS Messages in this category are in roman urdu, hindi and english).

In short these messages are termed as SMS4Smile

:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
🙂 🙂
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)

For You,

One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS

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Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
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A caring person doesn’t call & speak;
He makes it with a simple sms!
Bcz, sms is not what the mouth speaks;
Its what the heart really feels!
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Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
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Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE
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Match Stick Glows 4 Few Seconds

Candle 4 An Hour
Sun 4 A Day

But A Smile Can Glow Ur Life 4 EVER
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hey dear if u hve time

if u dont mind

if ur mode is alright

them plz leave all ur works

and

and

and

1 smile smille and smile!!!!!
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U knw wht makes me happy whn u msg me?
.
.
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ur joke?
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.
.
no
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.
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graphics?
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.
no
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.
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sweet msg?
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.
no
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.
jst ur name
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smiling is cooling System of heart,
Sparking system of eyes,
Lightning system of face,
So Keep smiling……………..
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SMS
Smile a while,
While u smile,
smile another smile,
soon there will be miles,
and miles of smiles is just u smile,
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Hey someting missing in u.
Bt what & where?
Let’s search..
In ur bag.
NO,
In ur pocket .
NO,
Oh GOD .
I got it !!
It’s on ur face
UR SWEET SMILE
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A HEARTFUL SMILE gives joy to you .BUT
AN ARTIFICIAL SMILE makes you guilty.
so always smile heartfully.
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S: Sets u free

M: Makes u special

I: Increases your face value

L: Lift up your spirits

E: Erase all your tension and stress…

So SmiLe=)

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Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
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Doctors prescription 4 u…
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner…
Doctor’s fees?
A SMS whenever u r free
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Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
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You Can Hide Alot …
Behind A SMILE

A
B r o k e n
H e a r t

S h a t t e r e d
D r e a m s

L o n g i n g
D e s i r e s …
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Shakespear said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy

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Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila.

Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao

JIN:
PEPSI wali

Ya
IMRAN HASHMI wali?
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Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya:

“I Miss U”

Bohat dair sochny k baad Pathan ne jawab dya:

“I Student U”
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Sardar writes 2 Bill Gates abt PC & Windows problems:

1. My child learnd MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE.

2. I find only
RE-CYCLE BIN but no
RE-MOTORCYCLE BIN

3. I see MS OFFICE but i want to use this softwre @ home so i need MS HOME.

4. Finally, how is dat ur name is GATES but u r selling WINDOWS.
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Pathan 2 doctor: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?

Pathan: Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr: Aisa kub hota hay?

Pathan: Phone kartay waqt.
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!
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Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices,

He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @ nothing

Man asks: Sardar-G What r U doing?

Sardar-G: I’m trying 2 win a noble prize

Man: How?

Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r outstanding in their field.
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Funny SMS Forum
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”

&

After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
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Pyar krne wale log UFoNE se bat krte ha
Knjus Z0nG se
Amer Jazz se
Khbsurt WARID se
Ziddi TELENOR se
Lekin zaheen log kbhi bat nai krte
Wo mri trha
SMS
karte hain.
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Ek Sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paen da dupatta wapis kar de.

Badmash: Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.

Sardar: Peeko karani se.

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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha

“Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ..”

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
“I Want To Apply For This Job”
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Teacher: Story Sunao.

Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.

Moral: Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.

Sardar: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga.
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Train me 1 Machchar Chinese ka sir per betha,
Woh usko pakar kar kha gaya!

Phir 1 Machchar Memon k sir par betha,
Usne pakar kar Chinese se pucha:

Khareeday Ga?
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Hum khud pe “GHAROOR” nhi karty.

Kisi ko dosti k liye “MAJBOOR” nhi karty.

Bus apny dil may basa lety hain.

AUR PHIR

Marty dam tak “DOOR” nhi karty!
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Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuwab Aajata Hai…
Waqt Samjho Kharab Aajata Hai…

Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab…
Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!
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Agr basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhy to Veeru & thakur ka kia rishta hua?
.
.
.
.
.
Apna kaam karo Koi rishta nahi banta, Thakur k hath hi nhi thy.

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Kiyon jaagte ho? Kia sochte ho?
Kuch humse kaho, Tanha na raho,

Socha na karo.
Ab raat ki ankhen bheegh chaleen aur CHAND b ha chup jane ko.
Kuch dair mein shabnam aye gi pholon ki piyaas bujhane ko.
Shadaab shagoofon ki soorat khuwabon k nagar mein kho jao
Ab,,,,so jao
Ab,,,,so jao…
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& Red Light glowing on the top:

Seeing this he said: India is developing fast,
See there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air.
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Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 Hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.


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