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2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya
pehla bacha
chote dar tu nahi raha
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai
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agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????

is ka matlab hai

k

KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai
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Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!
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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, “tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te”
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam
par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein
sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi,
pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk
jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have
a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Funny Jokes

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om
our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
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Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all Reply is a must…
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,
L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with
YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….
Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P…
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween &
Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me
for the next 12 months!!!!
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D
monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring,
then the suffering
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the
beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i
thought where the fuck is my roof
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that
cows can’t fly!
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why
are you eating there food
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I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you
are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on
a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my
briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go
2 the bathroom
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you
eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having
sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100
million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is
reading my text!pass on
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass &
flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot
2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da
window… I look down & den… i lauf again
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An independant study has proven dat those who
have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are
readin dis message in their right hand!
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I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink
driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked
the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and
talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll
be disconnected!
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Inside every popcorn kernel is a drop or two of water.When you cook corn in very hot oil , the water inside the kernels heats up and begins to turn to steam.As you continue cooking the corn, […]

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA.
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.[…]

Waqt ki dhar k saath hum chaltay hain,
Isi ada pe tou log hum pe martay hain,
SMS ki duniya k hum beetaaj badshah hain,
Isi liye log humain SMS karnay se dartay hain!.

TUMHARAY BINA ZINDAGI MAIN HAI SANNATA,
TUM HI MERAY KABAB TUM HI MERAY PARATHA,
YE DIL HO GAYA TUM PE LATTOO,TUM HI MERE BESAN K LADOO,
AB TO DEKHUN TUMHARAY HE DREAM,TUM HE TO HO MERE CHAT PATAY HALEEM,
JO TUM HO SAATH TO HAR SHAAM HO SUHANI,
TUM HI TO HO MERI STUDENT’S KI BIRYANI.

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Chand ke liye sitare hazaro honge,

magar sitaro ke liye chand ek hai,

aap ke liye loog hazaro honge,

magar hamare liye aap ek hain.
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1″s receive
MESSAGES From ME!

>> Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in >punjab . Local >sardars >have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for >more.. > >

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Srdr: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did’nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.. > > > >

Someday u may lose ur hair..
u may lose ur teeth,
ur money & even ur mind.
But there is 1 thing u will never lose…
n that is ur gOoD lOoKs!
coz…
u cant lose what u never had!

Q. Why can’t Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, ‘Are you relaxing’ Sardar answered ‘ No I am Banta Singh!’ Another guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered ‘ No No Me Banta Singh!’ Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him ‘ Are you Relak Singh?’ The other Sardar was much educated and answered ‘Yes I am relaxing.’ The Sardar slapped him on his face and said ‘Salay, Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?’

This message is strictly for smart and cute readers,
Since u have received it,
.

.

.

It is Obviously a Technical Error…
Sender Deeply Apologizes….

BEST THREE COMEDY LINES IN OUR COLLEGE LIFE:
1. DONT DISTURB I WANT TO STUDY………

2.NO CLASS LETS GO TO LIBRARY…….
AND THE BEST ONE IS…………..
3. SIR I HAVE A DOUBT……

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi
Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine
Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed” ari sala, aaj to choice hai”!!!!!!

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp

I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

Sardar g in medical college – Needless to say he never made it –

Antibody – against everyone
Artery – the study of fine paintings
Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria
Benign – what you be after you be eight
Bowel – letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section – a district in Rome
Cardiology – advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan – searching for lost kitty
Chronic – neck of a crow
Coma – punctuation mark
Cortisone – area around local court
Cyst – short for sister
Diagnosis – person with slanted nose
Dilate – the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation – in this place
Duodenum – couple in blue jeans
Enema – not a friend
False Labor – pretending to work
Genes – blue denim
Groin – to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia – she is close by
Hymen – greeting to several males
Impotent – distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain – hurt at work
Lactose – people without feet
Lymph – walk unsteadily
Menopause – I no wait
Microbes – small dressing gowns
Obesity – City of Obe
Pacemaker – winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein – in favor of teens
Pulse – grain
Pus – small cat
Red Blood Count – Dracula
Rupture – Ecstasy
Secretion – hiding anything
Subcutaneous – not cute enough
Suture – Gujrati for “what do you want”
Tablet – small table
Tumor – extra pair
Ultrasound – radical noise
Urine – opposite of you’re out
Varicose – very close
Vas Deferens – extremely different
Vein – at what time?
Vitreous Humor – both witty & funny

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black…?
Sardar : What other colors do you have…?

If you eve want 2 suceed in your life,
Be sweet as Honey,
Be regular as Clock,
Be fresh as rose,
Be soft as Tissue,
Be strong as Rock
And be good as !!!!me…..

Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE satys No, it means –
With
Idiot
for
Ever

I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don’t want 2 hurt u
and I feel it’s best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else …………
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

You = Lovely
You = Perfect

You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! )

Try 2 understand n dont disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night i didn’t sleep thnking of u.
So don’t play with my life.-
Sardar was saying 2 mosquito

nterviewer: Tell me opposite of gööd.
sardar: Bad.
intvwr: Come.
srdr: Go.
intvwr: Ugly.
Srdr: Pichli.
intvwr: Shutup!
Srdr: Keep talking.
intvwr: Get out!
Srdr: Come in.
intvwr: Oh God!
Srdr: Oh devil.
intvwr: U r rejected!
Srdr: I m selected.
BALLE BALLE !

Sardar..Papa condom kia hota hai?
Sardar’s Papa..Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata.
Sardar..Tabhi to hum 11 bhai hain..!hehehe

Love
Easy to say – Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel – Difficult to deal…
Difficulty is a part of Life…
But That’s the reason…
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?

Koi gham nhn,phir b dil terey liye udaas hai.
Koi rishta nhn,per ek ehsaas hai.
Kehney kohain bohat apney,per tu hi ek khaas hai.

Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter: But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar: So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekha to esa laga …
“KUCH TO HUA HE …KUCH HO GAYA HE…”
exam ke din jab paper samne aaya to esa laga…
“SAB KUCH ALAG HE… SAB KUCH NAYA HE …”

can you lend me 2000 Rs?
i need it.
please help me out,
i know you have it,
i will return it.
(a sardar asks to ATM machine)

Sardar read at petrol pump ” Dont Use Mobile Here” Sardar call everyone and say them Dont call me

when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk.
The cockroach began moving slowly.
He continued thiz until all legz were cut out.
Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:
“If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear”.

stupid questions with smart answers….
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve…

Boy: Mein last tyme Pooch raha hoo,Kya tum Mujhe se Shadi karoo Gi???
Girl: Nahi
Boy: Sooch Lo………..
Girl: Kaha Na Nahiiii
Boy: Waiter ! Bill Alag Alag lana !

There was once Genie who came & askd, “Name ur wish”.
The man askd “Make me Gorgeous”.
Genie replied, “I grant wishes not f**king miracles”

Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

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