Lovliest SMS Collection
Posted by: uniquefunnysms on: June 14, 2009
45 Saal Ka Aadmi Larki Dekhny Gaya!
Larki Ki Maa Dekh K Behosh Ho Gai
Jab
Hosh Aaya
Waja Poochi?
Tou Boli 25 Saal Pehle
Ye Mujhy B Dekhny Aaya Tha… =P 
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If My T0mOr0w Never C0ms,
Im S0ry,
F0r Al The Mean Thngs I Might Hav Said..
Im S0ry,
F0r Al The Thngs I Did 0r Didnt D0..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Ign0red U..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Made U Feel Bad 0r Put U D0wn..
Im S0ry,
If I Ever Th0t I Was Bigger 0r Better Than U..
Im S0ry,
F0r Everything Wr0ng I’ve Ever D0ne..
Im Writing This Bec0z Wat If My T0m0r0w Never C0mes?
Wat If I Never Get A Chance T0 Say Gudbye Or Wat If I Never Get To Say SoRy!
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Gairon Se Manga To Zillat Mli
ALLAH Se Manga To Izzat Mli
Aye Mangne Wale Mang Usi Se Jo Deta Hai Kushi Se
Or
Kehta Nhi Ksi Se…
“Subha Bakhair“
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Ibtidaay Ishq Hai Rota Hai Kya…
“Zara Ghor Se Dekh Ye Tera Khota Hai Kia?
(\./)
/.”.) “^—-;”;_
\,,/”( , , )
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Desk Pe Kisi Class Ki Tanha,
Student Tha Koi Udas Betha,
Kehta Tha Exam Sir Pe Aye,
Khelny Kodny Mai Saal Guzara,
Sun K Student Ki Ye Baat,Pharra Koi Pas Hi Se Bola,
Hazir Hu Madad Ko Dil-O-Jan Se,
Pharra Hu Agarchy Mai Zara Sa,
Hain Student Wohi Jahan Mai Ache,
Hoty Hain Jo Pas Pharron Se..
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Baaten Sunte Raho
Baaten Karte Raho
Dil Ki Awaz Ko Ab Dabana Nahi Baaten Sunte Raho Baaten Karte Raho Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi
Aate Jate Hue
Maine Dekha Use
Bola Dil Ab Nigahen Hatana Nahi
Subho Se Sham Phir
Raat Dhalti Gai
Roshni Chehre Ki Us K Her Su Rahi
Baaten Sunte Raho Baaten Karte Raho
Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi
Naam Likhta Raha Or Chupata Raha Keh Saka Usko Dil Ka Fasana Nahi Ek Din Mil Gaya Koi Apna Usay Kar Gai Bheer May Kaise Tanha Mujhe Tab Laga Yun Mujhe Mere Ghar May Usay Chand Bun Kar Kabhi Jagmagana Nahi
Main To Mayoos Tha
Surmai Sham May
Zindagi Bhejdi Usne Pygham May
Mil Gai Wo Mujhe
Keh Diya Ye Use Aagaye Hoto Ab Duur Jana Nahi
Baaten Sunte Raho
Baaten Karte Raho
Dil May Jo Baat Hai Wo Chupana Nahi…!
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Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha…?
Beti : Ap K Ball Na Ho Ap K Dant Na Ho Ap Chal Phir Na Sakien Bat Cheet Bi Na Kr Sakien Tou Ap Kiya Roye Ge Nahe.
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Why V Make FRENDZ?
Coz They Understand Just By Looking In Our Eyes…
Coz U Can Say Sumthing Stupid Or Expose Ur Deepest Secrets To Them…
Coz They Believe In Ur Dreams No Matter How Silly They May Seem..Coz They Luv U For What U Are..
And Finally..
Coz Evrything U Do Together Becomes A Memory 
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USAY ITNA
BATA DENA…!!
Main Us Se Door Ho Kr B,
Bohat Majboor Ho Kr B,
Dukhon Se Choor Ho Kr B,
Usi Ko Yaad Krti Hon,
USAY ITNA
BATA DENA
Main Dukh Apne Chupa Kr B,
Khushi K Geet Ga Kr B,
Hansi Honton Pr Saja Kr B,
Usi Ko Yaad Karti Hon,
USAY ITNA
BATA DENA
Jahan K Ghamon Mein Kho Kr B,
Main DiL K Daagh Dho Kr B,
Kisi K Paas Ho Kr B,
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Wo Aksar Fursat Main Ek Kaam Karte Hain
Bana K Aaina Humain Salam Karte Hain
UsKi Masoom Adaayn Usay Ruswa Na Kr Dain
Wo Likh K Darakhton Pe Mera Naam Aam Karte Hain
Us K Maathay Se Ubharta Hai Subah Ka Noor
Aur Andhere UsKi Zulfon Main Aaram Karte Hain
AanKhon Se Waardatain Karna Hai Paisha UnKa
Dilon Ki Choriaan Wo Sar É Aam Karte Hain
Zamana Tera Hi TalabGaar Sahi SAGAR
Kuch Hussan Waale Humara Bhi Ehtram Karte Hain,
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Baray Hi Afsos Ki Baat Hy
Pura Din Guzar Gaya Mgr
Jtna Afsos Mjhy Aaj Hua Hy
Main Bs Bata Nhi Skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TAK NAHI KIA!
AAJ
“SMART” Ppl Day Tha
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Santa raat ko sharab k nashe main Ghar aya:
Us ne apni BV ko Banta K sath sex karte dekh lya
Aftr much thinking Santa bola
.
.
.
“Oh sorry main Samjha mera ghar hy”
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Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai.
Banta: Tujhe kese pta?
Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne check kr k muje Batya tha.
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Height of positive attitude:
Girl Friend: Mera Rishta aaya hy aur
shadi hone wali hy.
Boy Friend: That’s Good,
Phir to hum Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge.
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Medical science proved k
Kapre tight pehn’ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy.
But
Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon.
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy.
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Advise to all the girls….
Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies…
And..
Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..
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Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien?
Boy: 22 December
Girl: Koi khaas wajah?
Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..
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Women to Dentist:
“Its so painful I’ll prefer to get Pregnant than getting my Cavity Filled.”
Dentist:
“Make a Decision, I’ll adjust the Chair Accordingly.”
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Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others.
Girl: Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.
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Teacher to Pappu, Isko English main Translate karo:
Sara ne Kapray Pehan liye hain.
Pappu: Shit! I’m Late.
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Santa on Long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at home.
Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, did not come today.
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Toilet songs:
In case of loose motion:
“ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk”
In case of Kabz:
“na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga”
In case of Gas Trouble:
“hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai”
After coming out of toilet:
“juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai”
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Teacher to student: Aap bary ho ya aap k papa?
Student: Mein
Teacher: Wo Kaise?
Student: Mene mama k pass sona chor dia hai, Papa abhi tak sotay hain..
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Kaun kaheta hai Akele aaye they..
Akele jayenge..
Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta..
Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta…
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Girl 2 Mom: Mom I have started loving a Boy!
Mom angry: What?? How old is he? What does he do?
Girl: He is 3 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach. 
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Super hit insult..
Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho
tu tum kia chaho gay?
Husband: Off course Sex
Or baki k 29 Minutes?
English Message:
Super Hit Insult
Wife: If a world is about to end in 30 mints what will you do?
Husband: Off course sex
Wife: Or 29 remaining minutes?
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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue:
Sir Hamara
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki Ijjat lut li!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha,
Dhobi ne kaha main Khana kha raha hoon,
Istri garam hai, Maar lo!
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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX.
What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
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Dil K Mareez mutvja ho
Jin Hazrat ko Valentine day
Pr mayusi ka samna krna
Pra wo hmara Poond Capsul
Estamal kre
.
Bachya aap k qadmon me
Mayusi na hon
Sunday Open.
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Ek ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha? 102 Hum FM?
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga?
Bajate raho.
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Boy During Sex: Q na hum shadi kar len,
Phir hum roz aisa kar saken gay.
Girl: Mazdur ho Mazduri karo,
Factory k Maalik bannay ki koshish na karo.
Happy Mazdoor Day.
